Neato Stuff

Ever had one of those, “I don’t really feel like being bothered” days? Sure, we all do. It’s horribly inconvenient when the feeling strikes when you’re surrounded by a bevy of attractive gentlemen. The sheer work involved at maintaining a witty dialogue, and flipping your hair from side to side can exhaust the most stalwart damsel. Never fear though ladies, I have found the solution to your lacidazical problems. Introducing gods gift to women…the perfume ring. No, no, girls don’t get up! Lure men to you, in one simple step!

All that’s required of you is that you muster up the energy to put this ring on, and then stand upwind of your intended. If you get a burst of enthusiasm, go ahead and move your hand back and forth to disturb the air. This little ring is filled with fragrance, and it will waft along the breeze, and lure your prize right to you! What could be simpler? I’m sold, and I’ll take two.

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